Dear Ms Perry/ Mrs Brand, or whatever name you go by, I recently had the misfortune of seeing your single Last Friday Night on MTV. I say ‘misfortune’ as, frankly, this abomination of the music video artform is about as well-considered as a Jewish gentleman eating a live pig, on Yom Kippur. Firstly- and this point … Continue reading
Nervous laughter rose and fell like confetti around the room, as everyone crept forwards onto the edge of their seats; ten faces dimly lit by the haunting flicker of the candles. ‘So, what’s next?’ the chairwoman asked, slowly and deliberately lacing her slender fingers together and moving her intense gaze into the candlelight. … Continue reading
There she sat, with the wind whispering through her hair, and the waves gently brushing against the edge of the shore and kissing her toes. Remnants of the last rays of the sun licked the top of the surf and glittered across the surface of the water. She reached down and picked up … Continue reading
EA’s newest expansion pack for Sims 3 is ‘Generations’, which was released in the UK on the 3rd June. It is a welcome expansion pack amidst all the ‘stuff packs’ EA are churning out lately. ‘Late Night’- the last expansion pack before ‘Generations’- was released as far back as October last year! There have been … Continue reading
Staring up at Mother and Father; numb in awe of their profound knowledge and wisdom. But, as the gap between childhood and maturity shrinks to where we can plainly see the coast amidst the waves and fog, we realize the abyss was only an ankle deep puddle and say, well, what the f*** do … Continue reading
