I have ideas sometimes. Mostly they’re stunning in both their overall idiocy and brevity of concept. Like the other day when… oh no wait, what was it? I was walking into town, past the civic hall, and it occurred to me that… was it something about evolution? Bugger. It makes me wonder exactly how many … Continue reading
I stopped, and looked about me… Nothing. Not a ray of sunshine; Not a breath of sweet breeze; Not a whisper of bird song… Nothing. I stopped, and turned around me… Nothing. Not a splash of colour; Not a life that stirred Not a rolling of thunder… Nothing. I stopped, and stared disbelievingly… Nothing.
Overview: So much better than VHS! Rating: 5/5 The era of 3D has truly arrived. Let us forget computer generation. Let us forget ‘cool’ actors. Let us forget ‘Made for 3D’. Let us instead delight in an hour and a half of songs, lions and pure animation genius, as now; thanks to the wizards at … Continue reading
I like letting you keep secrets. It works both ways, you see, because you get the excitement of secret-keeping and I get the excitement of guessing what it is and how you will tell me. I wonder if you do it on purpose? If you meticulously drop hints and control your body language because you … Continue reading
Our Glorious Editor once contacted me under the premise of requesting that I write on the subject of the annoying things in life. There was even a deadline and talk of repercussions, it was all very exciting. Anyway, why he did this, I have no idea. I am a paragon of virtue, and there are … Continue reading